I took my mom to my job's company picnic a few years back and we had this caricature portrait drawn up and it always makes me LMAO 🎨😂 I like how the artist took things I'm maybe a bit self conscious of (my big nose, my big teeth, etc) and made sure to REALLY emphasize/enlarge them 😓
...Thanks. 😓 #CaricaturePortrait
You know what I love about #Movies? Your point of view on them changes as you grow as a person. I used to think that Jenny was an absolute creep who only contacted Forrest after contracting HIV but now when I watch it years later, I feel SO terrible for her 😢 She was abused and mistreated SO MUCH growing up that it warped her concept of who she is and what love is. She was so stunned when Forrest defended her and she pushed him away because she didn't feel worthy enough. She was always trying to "fly far, far away." It's in the end that she realizes that what she wants is what she could have had the whole time. 😫 #ForrestGump
5:15 am, 59° F, and feet on the pavement. 30 lbs down. 30 lbs more to go. I remember not being able to walk ONE block after my back surgery. Now I'm working on getting my mile down to 6:30. On your left.
Some women are only good company at 2 pm 🌇 Other women are only good company at 2 am 🌃 People don't realize that beauty is NOTHING but a fading flower ⏳ A sexy body is great (REALLY great) but a sexy MIND is what'll make me want to wake up next to you in your 20's 👱 AND your 60's 👵 #MindOverMatter
You know how dogs get REALLY excited when they get to go for a walk? Well, I get REALLY excited when I get to cruise around town and run errands!! 🎶😍🎤😄🎶👏😁🎶 Can you name all the song❕❔ #FordMustangGT 🐎🚗
"'The Last Billboard' is a 36-foot-long billboard located at the corner of Highland and Baum in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Every month, a different individual is invited to take over the billboard to broadcast personalized messages, which are spelled out using wooden letters that are changed by hand." So f'n awesome, huh? 🙌 #TheLastBillboard
Everyone says that love hurts, but that's not true. Loneliness hurts. Rejection hurts. Envy hurts. Everyone confuses these things with love, but in reality, love is the only thing in this world that covers up all the pain and makes us feel wonderful again. Love is the only thing in this world that does not hurt.
"It's crazy how you can get yourself in a mess sometimes and not even be able to think about it with any sense and yet not be able to think about anything else." -Stanley Kubrick
#TBT to that time a few of my friends and I had a Star Wars marathon (they'd never seen Star Wars before WTF!? 😕 ) and I cooked really delicious Bistec de Palomilla and black beans among other things. We watched Episodes I, II, and III, got day wasted and I really wish time travel was possible so I could go back in time and serve myself another heaping plate. It was really, REALLY good 🍺🍖😍 #ThrowbackThursday
Christmas is 61 DAYS AWAY and we're ALREADY seeing Christmas stuff on store shelves!! 😕 WTF? While we're on this topic... Do you *really* need to wait until a major holiday to buy your girl a fancy gift? ❓❓❓ #ChristmasInOctober 🎄🎅
"It's a very difficult era in which to be a person, just a real, actual person, instead of a collection of personality traits selected from an endless Automat of characters.
And if all of us are play-acting, there can be no such thing as a soul mate, because we don't have genuine souls." #GillianFlynn
I CAN'T WAIT to wake up that day, skip lunch and then ravage some turkey and stuffing and cranberry sauce and then go HAM on some Puerto Rican food like Arroz con Gandules, Pernil and Coquito and SO MUCH Corona Extra and Heineken!! 🍚🍗🍻🍺🍻🍺😍😍😍😍 #Thanksgiving
So I stopped by my local Ford dealership to check out the completely redesigned 2015 Mustang that was *just* unloaded off the truck and HOLY SHIT pictures don't do this machine justice 👏👍👌🙌 This is the most aggressive, powerful Mustang yet.. but she still possesses all the qualities, features and design cues that have inspired me to own 2 'Stangs so far. Most cars are either dependable and economic or sexy, heart pumping rides, but Mustangs seem to be both at the same time 😍 I feel like I'm cheating on my current 'Stang 😫 #2015FordMustangGT
My #WCW everyday is Australian model Michaela Wain (@MichaelaWain)👍😋 Nothing like a tall, gorgeous blonde woman with a mind numbingly sexy accent.. All I hear is 🎶 And did I mention that she's almost 5'9"!? 👌😰 I'm 6'3" so ladies, if you're 5'6" and over, YOU'RE the real MVP 👏😍 #WomanCrushWednesday
It's only a minor transformation (only took 45 minutes), but I think EVERY guy feels like this after getting faded up and textured out with clippers and thinning shears at the barbershop 😍 I sometimes feel that my hair growing twice as fast and being twice as thick as most men is the price I pay for not being terribly hairy 👍😫 #TransformationTuesday 📉📈