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πŸ‡¨arlos πŸ‡«ontes @ohgawduhhh

πŸ‡¨arlos πŸ‡«ontes ohgawduhhh
  • website: http://www.twitter.com/carlos_fontes
  • bio: Calm, confident, and courageous, with a self-assured aloofness that does not lend itself to immediate and indiscriminate friendships.
  • number of photos: 1061
  • followed by: 574
 

"Every day in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a lion wakes up. It knows that it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle. When the sun comes up, you'd better be running." - Ethiopian author Abe Gubegna, 1974 πŸ―πŸƒπŸ–πŸΆβœˆπŸŒŽπŸ’­πŸ“šπŸ’°πŸ“πŸŽ“ #KeepItMoving #StayHungryStayFoolish #TrustYourStruggle

"Every day in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. 
Every morning a lion wakes up. It knows that it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death. 
It doesn't matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle. When the sun comes up, you'd better be running." - Ethiopian author Abe Gubegna, 1974 πŸ―πŸƒπŸ–πŸΆβœˆπŸŒŽπŸ’­πŸ“šπŸ’°πŸ“πŸŽ“ #KeepItMoving 
#StayHungryStayFoolish 
#TrustYourStruggle

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2014-10-21 14:10:54

πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‰

πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‰

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2014-10-21 11:07:02

REALLY delicious and overly fattening pita stuffed with roasted lamb, tomatoes, onions and tzatziki sauce 😍😍😍😍 "A minute on the lips, forever on the hips" πŸ˜¨πŸ˜“πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #GyroSandwich πŸ‘Œ #GreekPotatoSalad πŸ‘ #HeartAttackIn5432..πŸ‘»

REALLY delicious and overly fattening pita stuffed with roasted lamb, tomatoes, onions and tzatziki sauce 😍😍😍😍
"A minute on the lips, 
forever on the hips" πŸ˜¨πŸ˜“πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #GyroSandwich πŸ‘Œ
#GreekPotatoSalad πŸ‘
#HeartAttackIn5432..πŸ‘»

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2014-10-21 00:26:57

Ooh, shiny! #Google #AndroidWear #SamsungGearLive

Ooh, shiny! 
#Google
#AndroidWear
#SamsungGearLive

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  • @mynameisnano (10 h)
    I want it!! Lol
     
  • @ohgawduhhh (4 h)
    It's pretty badass @mynameisnano. Having your text messages and Google Maps Street Navigation sent to your wrist is too awesome dude. πŸ‘Œ
     
 

2014-10-20 22:31:19

"Sandhill Cranes can feel threatened and become aggressive toward people and pets, bringing out territorial defense behavior." NO SHIT. #WalkingMyDogInThePark 🐾 #JurassicPark 😨 #SandhillCranesAreAssholes 😀

"Sandhill Cranes can feel threatened and become aggressive toward people and pets, bringing out territorial defense behavior." NO SHIT. 
#WalkingMyDogInThePark 🐾
#JurassicPark 😨
#SandhillCranesAreAssholes 😀

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  • @squeebree (1 dni)
    Lol, this was funny!! I love those birds!
     
  • I love how she plays along with you!! Lol she's too cute
     
  • @ohgawduhhh (23 h)
    They're usually keep to themselves @squeebree. Not today, though. πŸ˜“
     
  • @ohgawduhhh (23 h)
    You should have seen it @natasha_nicolle! The alpha Sandhill Crane was SUPER aggressive! He kept trying to walk up to us to confront Evy and she was pulling away and getting antsy πŸƒ She is a ham though! 😍
     
  • @ohgawduhhh (23 h)
    They usually keep to themselves @squeebree. Not today, though πŸ˜“
     
 

2014-10-20 18:23:06

"A girl is allowed to be crazy as long as she is equally hot. Thus, if she's *this* crazy, she has to be *this* hot. You want the girl to be above this line on the Hot-Crazy Scale. Also known as the 'Vickie Mendoza Diagonal'. This girl I dated. She played jump rope with that line. She'd shave her head, then lose 10 pounds. She'd stab me with a fork, then get a boob job... I should give her a call." #HotCrazyScale πŸ“ˆ #VickyMendozaDiagonal πŸ“‰ #HurtsSoGood 😍

"A girl is allowed to be crazy as long as she is equally hot. Thus, if she's *this* crazy, she has to be *this* hot. You want the girl to be above this line on the Hot-Crazy Scale. Also known as the 'Vickie Mendoza Diagonal'. This girl I dated. She played jump rope with that line. She'd shave her head, then lose 10 pounds. She'd stab me with a fork, then get a boob job... I should give her a call." #HotCrazyScale πŸ“ˆ
#VickyMendozaDiagonal πŸ“‰
#HurtsSoGood 😍

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2014-10-20 12:50:49

Waffles are pancakes with 6-pack abs πŸ’ͺπŸ˜€πŸ— Super tasty food courtesy of @tmobile and @thetwistediron. Thank you! πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜Š #FoodTrucksAtWork 😍 #ChickenAndWaffles πŸ˜‹ #TMobileAnnualBlockParty πŸ™Œ

Waffles are pancakes with 6-pack abs πŸ’ͺπŸ˜€πŸ— Super tasty food courtesy of @tmobile and @thetwistediron. Thank you! πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜Š #FoodTrucksAtWork 😍
#ChickenAndWaffles πŸ˜‹
#TMobileAnnualBlockParty πŸ™Œ

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  • @squeebree (1 dni)
    I had that too! That chicken was soooooo good!
     
  • @ohgawduhhh (3 h)
    It was amazing @squeebree!
     
 

2014-10-20 01:09:10

Sometimes, what actually happens in life is more bizarreΒ thanΒ anything that could have been imagined.

Sometimes, what actually happens in life is more bizarreΒ thanΒ anything that could have been imagined.

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2014-10-19 05:52:01

So one of my coworkers is studying cosmetology, right? And I sometimes make not so great choices, right? Well... today I learned that I'm the most ratchet, ugly fucking woman I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE 😨😨😨 #BuyMeAnAppleMartini 🍷 #SoDoYouLiveNearby❓ #LetsTakeThisPartyToYourPlace πŸ˜‹

So one of my coworkers is studying cosmetology, right? And I sometimes make not so great choices, right? Well... today I learned that I'm the most ratchet, ugly fucking woman I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE 😨😨😨 #BuyMeAnAppleMartini 🍷
#SoDoYouLiveNearby❓
#LetsTakeThisPartyToYourPlace πŸ˜‹

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2014-10-18 17:37:32

πŸ“±πŸ˜ ...πŸ“±πŸ˜“ ...πŸ“±πŸ˜¨ ...πŸ“΄πŸƒ

πŸ“±πŸ˜ ...πŸ“±πŸ˜“ ...πŸ“±πŸ˜¨ ...πŸ“΄πŸƒ

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  • @jrodrigues15 (3 dni)
    Dexter talk lol how does he even sleep? Lol don't mind me its 1:32am
     
  • @mizyannir (3 dni)
    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ™Œ
     
  • @canadamaritza (3 dni)
    @jrodrigues15 @ohgawduhhh I have the opposite problem if by any chance I'm awake at 12am I'm already delirious and probably sleep talking πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚It's so hard for me to stay up πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚πŸ‘΅
     
  • @jrodrigues15 (2 dni)
    @canadamaritza I fight insomnia every night.. I'm always working so when I get home I want to enjoy everything to the max πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚
     
 

2014-10-18 06:21:11

πŸ˜“

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2014-10-17 20:47:12

❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓ #ForeverForward #KeepItMoving #NeverSettle

❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓ #ForeverForward 
#KeepItMoving 
#NeverSettle

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2014-10-17 15:43:31

After a busy morning of running super tedious errands, I spent my evening at the park talking about life, the universe and everything with my best gal while watching the sunset πŸ‘πŸ˜ŠπŸΆπŸŒ„ (I'm still debating whether she loves me because I take her for fun walks and buy her squishy, noisy toys or because she's a dog and can't comprehend the nonsense I tell her πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚) #MansBestFriend #MyConfidant #DogDayAfternoon

After a busy morning of running super tedious errands, I spent my evening at the park talking about life, the universe and everything with my best gal while watching the sunset πŸ‘πŸ˜ŠπŸΆπŸŒ„ (I'm still debating whether she loves me because I take her for fun walks and buy her squishy, noisy toys or because she's a dog and can't comprehend the nonsense I tell her πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚) #MansBestFriend 
#MyConfidant
#DogDayAfternoon

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2014-10-17 00:26:58

Hug/Hold/Greet your girl like THIS 😍 #MakeHerFeelSexy πŸ‘Œ #MakeHerFeelSpecial πŸ‘ #OrWatchSomeoneElseDoIt πŸ‘‹

Hug/Hold/Greet your girl like THIS 😍 #MakeHerFeelSexy πŸ‘Œ
#MakeHerFeelSpecial πŸ‘
#OrWatchSomeoneElseDoIt πŸ‘‹

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  • @natasha_nicolle (5 dni)
    Uhm, yes!!!πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ except the watch someone else do it part... lol
     
  • @slpdapr (5 dni)
    Hahaha that's a great confidence booster! Nothing says "I love you" more than having your man treat you like this, especially when you have kids and feel "less sexy" ;)
     
 

2014-10-16 03:26:41

Who has Urban Dictionary been talking to❓ #UrbanDictionary πŸ“– #Amusing 😜 #Factual πŸ”

Who has Urban Dictionary been talking to❓

#UrbanDictionary πŸ“–
#Amusing 😜
#Factual πŸ”

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2014-10-15 23:30:47

Well, the running shoes are dunzo'd from being sonzo'd but hey! My feet are nice and dry! My grocery store bag galoshes were a great success! πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚ #ThisCommunityServiceIsHorseShit #FarmerTanGameIsOnPoint #INeedColdBeerInMyLifeRightNow

Well, the running shoes are dunzo'd from being sonzo'd but hey! My feet are nice and dry! My grocery store bag galoshes were a great success! πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚ #ThisCommunityServiceIsHorseShit 
#FarmerTanGameIsOnPoint
#INeedColdBeerInMyLifeRightNow

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  • @jmahunnay (5 dni)
    Community service!? Been acting up, huh? Lol
     
  • @ohgawduhhh (5 dni)
    Acting up? Who @jmahunnay, me? NEVER. πŸ˜“πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚
     
 

2014-10-15 20:18:53

Here doing court ordered community service ( πŸ˜’) and NOT ONE pair of rain boots fits me. I'm not walking around in wet socks all day ( πŸ˜’) so I MacGyver'd the Hell outta some grocery store bags πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #JustLikeTheRealThing #ManualLabor #ALittleSufferingIsGoodForTheSoul

Here doing court ordered community service ( πŸ˜’) and NOT ONE pair of rain boots fits me. I'm not walking around in wet socks all day ( πŸ˜’) so I MacGyver'd the Hell outta some grocery store bags πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #JustLikeTheRealThing 
#ManualLabor 
#ALittleSufferingIsGoodForTheSoul

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  • @evie0132 (6 dni)
    Love you mijo!
     
  • @ohgawduhhh (6 dni)
    Love you too Mom! πŸ˜ƒ (@evie0132)
     
 

2014-10-15 15:38:24

🎢 Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes bends, She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends.. 🎢 #WetWeatherWednesday #TheEagles #HotelCalifornia

🎢 Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, 
she got the Mercedes bends,
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends.. 🎢 #WetWeatherWednesday
#TheEagles
#HotelCalifornia

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2014-10-15 13:15:04

My #WCW is Selina Kyle AKA Catwoman. I've never had a thing for Anne Hathaway, but I swore my pants were shrinking while watching 'The Dark Knight Rises' πŸ˜“ Nothing personal Ms. Hathaway, but it's the character, not the actress. As it turns out, Catwoman isn't ALL that bad. She isn't all that good, either 😍 #StrongAndFlexible 😍 #SerratedRazorBladeStilettos 😍 #ComplicatedWomen 😍

My #WCW is Selina Kyle AKA Catwoman. I've never had a thing for Anne Hathaway, but I swore my pants were shrinking while watching 'The Dark Knight Rises' πŸ˜“ Nothing personal Ms. Hathaway, but it's the character, not the actress. As it turns out, Catwoman isn't ALL that bad. She isn't all that good, either 😍 #StrongAndFlexible 😍
#SerratedRazorBladeStilettos 😍
#ComplicatedWomen 😍

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  • @paula_andrea73 (6 dni)
    This would be a perfect costume for Halloween 😍
     
  • @ohgawduhhh (6 dni)
    OMFG YES 😍 Wait.. Not body shaming anyone @paula_andrea73, but I just imagined the wrong person wearing this outfit πŸ˜“πŸ˜«
     
 

2014-10-15 11:17:39

I'm still.. in a kind of awe regarding the insane level of incompetence/absolute lack of fucks given by almost everyone I've encountered today. Whether it's been in person or over the phone, today has proven that 'Idiocracy' is happening. RIGHT NOW. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’ #StateOfFlorida #DepartmentOfMotorVehicles #CountyParksAndRecreation

I'm still.. in a kind of awe regarding the insane level of incompetence/absolute lack of fucks given by almost everyone I've encountered today. Whether it's been in person or over the phone, today has proven that 'Idiocracy' is happening. RIGHT NOW. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’ #StateOfFlorida 
#DepartmentOfMotorVehicles 
#CountyParksAndRecreation

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  • @mizyannir (6 dni)
    I saw this in the middle if my accounting lecture and almost died of the laughter! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚
     
  • @ohgawduhhh (6 dni)
    I think jobs are like relationships @mizyannir.. I think a lot of people should rethink whether they're in the right one for them or not, walking around all miserable and shit πŸ˜‘πŸ˜’πŸ˜«
     
 

2014-10-15 00:01:00

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