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πŸ‡¨arlos πŸ‡«ontes @ohgawduhhh

πŸ‡¨arlos πŸ‡«ontes ohgawduhhh
  • website: http://www.twitter.com/carlos_fontes
  • bio: Calm, confident, and courageous, with a self-assured aloofness that does not lend itself to immediate and indiscriminate friendships.
  • number of photos: 1071
  • followed by: 575
 

"Never retreat. Never explain. Get it done and let them howl." -Benjamin Jowett #NoOneSaidItWouldBeQuick 🐯 #NoOneSaidItWouldBeEasy 🐯 #NoOneSaidItWouldBePainless 🐯

"Never retreat. Never explain. Get it done and let them howl." -Benjamin Jowett 
#NoOneSaidItWouldBeQuick 🐯
#NoOneSaidItWouldBeEasy 🐯
#NoOneSaidItWouldBePainless 🐯

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2014-10-24 14:21:33

"It's crazy how you can get yourself in a mess sometimes and not even be able to think about it with any sense and yet not be able to think about anything else." -Stanley Kubrick #Overthinking πŸ’₯ #Insomnia πŸ˜“ #StaringAtTheCeiling πŸ˜–

"It's crazy how you can get yourself in a mess sometimes and not even be able to think about it with any sense and yet not be able to think about anything else." -Stanley Kubrick 
#Overthinking πŸ’₯
#Insomnia πŸ˜“
#StaringAtTheCeiling πŸ˜–

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  • @geo0823 (11 h)
    Great quote bro @ohgawduhhh
     
  • @walterfigoo (10 h)
    Dude let me lie i need to know That im superman at night damn
     
 

2014-10-24 06:01:16

This is why you take women swimming on first dates!! πŸ˜¨πŸ˜¨πŸ˜¨πŸ˜«πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #LMFAO #RatchetsBeLike #TurtlePower

This is why you take women swimming on first dates!! πŸ˜¨πŸ˜¨πŸ˜¨πŸ˜«πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #LMFAO
#RatchetsBeLike
#TurtlePower

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2014-10-24 02:51:00

#TBT to that time a few of my friends and I had a Star Wars marathon (they'd never seen Star Wars before WTF!? πŸ˜• ) and I cooked really delicious Bistec de Palomilla and black beans among other things. We watched Episodes I, II, and III, got day wasted and I really wish time travel was possible so I could go back in time and serve myself another heaping plate. It was really, REALLY good πŸΊπŸ–πŸ˜ #ThrowbackThursday #DinnerAndDrinks #StarWars

#TBT to that time a few of my friends and I had a Star Wars marathon (they'd never seen Star Wars before WTF!? πŸ˜• ) and I cooked really delicious Bistec de Palomilla and black beans among other things. We watched Episodes I, II, and III, got day wasted and I really wish time travel was possible so I could go back in time and serve myself another heaping plate. It was really, REALLY good πŸΊπŸ–πŸ˜ #ThrowbackThursday 
#DinnerAndDrinks 
#StarWars

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  • @los_illest880 (16 h)
    I also wish time travel was possible so I can go back in time and stop Anakin from killing Mace smh. After episode III I get depressed lol
     
  • @ohgawduhhh (16 h)
    Seriously @los_illest880! #RevengeOfTheSith is probably my favorite movie ever but damn does that movie not take one hell of a sharp right halfway through and become this terrible tragedy 😨😫😒
     
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2014-10-24 00:41:15

Christmas is 61 DAYS AWAY and we're ALREADY seeing Christmas stuff on store shelves!! πŸ˜• WTF? While we're on this topic... Do you *really* need to wait until a major holiday to buy your girl a fancy gift? ❓❓❓ #ChristmasInOctober πŸŽ„πŸŽ… #NonVerbalCommunication πŸ“΄πŸ˜ #JustBecauseGifts πŸŽπŸ˜‹

Christmas is 61 DAYS AWAY and we're ALREADY seeing Christmas stuff on store shelves!! πŸ˜• WTF? While we're on this topic... Do you *really* need to wait until a major holiday to buy your girl a fancy gift? ❓❓❓ #ChristmasInOctober πŸŽ„πŸŽ…
#NonVerbalCommunication πŸ“΄πŸ˜
#JustBecauseGifts πŸŽπŸ˜‹

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  • @nycmillie (23 h)
    Lol....
     
  • @lakeshiaartis (22 h)
    Nope don't wait. I gave my beau his Christmas gift, an Invictus watch, early. I couldn't wait.
     
  • @ohgawduhhh (21 h)
    @nycmillie 😁
     
  • @ohgawduhhh (21 h)
    That's a STUNNING gift @lakeshiaartis! I LOVE watches ⌚😍 Other than a handmade card or a home cooked meal, I can't think of a more thoughtful gift from a woman because it's something a man can pass down to his sons. I'm sure he loved it!
     
  • @bellaxo83 (21 h)
    I ❀️gifts.... Just in case you were wondering lol @ohgawduhhh
     
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2014-10-23 17:46:01

"It's a very difficult era in which to be a person, just a real, actual person, instead of a collection of personality traits selected from an endless Automat of characters. And if all of us are play-acting, there can be no such thing as a soul mate, because we don't have genuine souls." #GillianFlynn #TrueSelf #Identity

"It's a very difficult era in which to be a person, just a real, actual person, instead of a collection of personality traits selected from an endless Automat of characters.

And if all of us are play-acting, there can be no such thing as a soul mate, because we don't have genuine souls." #GillianFlynn
#TrueSelf 
#Identity

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2014-10-23 13:26:21

I CAN'T WAIT to wake up that day, skip lunch and then ravage some turkey and stuffing and cranberry sauce and then go HAM on some Puerto Rican food like Arroz con Gandules, Pernil and Coquito and SO MUCH Corona Extra and Heineken!! πŸšπŸ—πŸ»πŸΊπŸ»πŸΊπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜ #Thanksgiving #ConsumptionOfMassQuantities #DreamsDOComeTrue

I CAN'T WAIT to wake up that day, skip lunch and then ravage some turkey and stuffing and cranberry sauce and then go HAM on some Puerto Rican food like Arroz con Gandules, Pernil and Coquito and SO MUCH Corona Extra and Heineken!! πŸšπŸ—πŸ»πŸΊπŸ»πŸΊπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜ #Thanksgiving
#ConsumptionOfMassQuantities 
#DreamsDOComeTrue

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  • @natasha_nicolle (1 dni)
    Coquito!!!
     
  • @ohgawduhhh (1 dni)
    Yessss @natasha_nicolle, it's my favorite holiday drink! 😍😍 I love how you don't realize you're hammered AF until you stand up and almost break your ass πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
     
  • @natasha_nicolle (1 dni)
    Lmfao!! Yes!! if you make some please save me some!! 😊 that can be my xmas/thanksgiving present. Please? Thanks. 😜
     
  • @ohgawduhhh (1 dni)
    @natasha_nicolle, it would be a pleasure and a privilege 🍻 *unless I get royally shithoused and forget πŸΊπŸ™ŒπŸ˜“πŸ˜«
     
 

2014-10-23 03:33:17

So I stopped by my local Ford dealership to check out the completely redesigned 2015 Mustang that was *just* unloaded off the truck and HOLY SHIT pictures don't do this machine justice πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ™Œ This is the most aggressive, powerful Mustang yet.. but she still possesses all the qualities, features and design cues that have inspired me to own 2 'Stangs so far. Most cars are either dependable and economic or sexy, heart pumping rides, but Mustangs seem to be both at the same time 😍 I feel like I'm cheating on my current 'Stang 😫 #2015FordMustangGT #MuscleCarsAnd70sJams #FivePointOh

So I stopped by my local Ford dealership to check out the completely redesigned 2015 Mustang that was *just* unloaded off the truck and HOLY SHIT pictures don't do this machine justice πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ™Œ This is the most aggressive, powerful Mustang yet.. but she still possesses all the qualities, features and design cues that have inspired me to own 2 'Stangs so far. Most cars are either dependable and economic or sexy, heart pumping rides, but Mustangs seem to be both at the same time 😍 I feel like I'm cheating on my current 'Stang 😫 #2015FordMustangGT 
#MuscleCarsAnd70sJams 
#FivePointOh

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2014-10-22 19:21:06

My #WCW everyday is Australian model Michaela Wain (@MichaelaWain)πŸ‘πŸ˜‹ Nothing like a tall, gorgeous blonde woman with a mind numbingly sexy accent.. All I hear is 🎢 And did I mention that she's almost 5'9"!? πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜° I'm 6'3" so ladies, if you're 5'6" and over, YOU'RE the real MVP πŸ‘πŸ˜ #WomanCrushWednesday #AustralianWomen #LegsForDays

My #WCW everyday is Australian model Michaela Wain (@MichaelaWain)πŸ‘πŸ˜‹ Nothing like a tall, gorgeous blonde woman with a mind numbingly sexy accent.. All I hear is 🎢 And did I mention that she's almost 5'9"!? πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜° I'm 6'3" so ladies, if you're 5'6" and over, YOU'RE the real MVP πŸ‘πŸ˜ #WomanCrushWednesday 
#AustralianWomen 
#LegsForDays

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2014-10-22 11:52:14

It's only a minor transformation (only took 45 minutes), but I think EVERY guy feels like this after getting faded up and textured out with clippers and thinning shears at the barbershop 😍 I sometimes feel that my hair growing twice as fast and being twice as thick as most men is the price I pay for not being terribly hairy πŸ‘πŸ˜« #TransformationTuesday πŸ“‰πŸ“ˆ #MensGrooming πŸ’ˆβœ‚ #CurlyHairProblems πŸ˜’πŸ‘

It's only a minor transformation (only took 45 minutes), but I think EVERY guy feels like this after getting faded up and textured out with clippers and thinning shears at the barbershop 😍 I sometimes feel that my hair growing twice as fast and being twice as thick as most men is the price I pay for not being terribly hairy πŸ‘πŸ˜« #TransformationTuesday πŸ“‰πŸ“ˆ
#MensGrooming πŸ’ˆβœ‚
#CurlyHairProblems πŸ˜’πŸ‘

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  • @bellaxo83 (2 dni)
    πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ
     
  • @ohgawduhhh (2 dni)
    @bellaxo83 πŸ™†πŸ™‹πŸ™Œ
     
 

2014-10-22 00:40:17

"Every day in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a lion wakes up. It knows that it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle. When the sun comes up, you'd better be running." - Ethiopian author Abe Gubegna, 1974 πŸ―πŸƒπŸ–πŸΆβœˆπŸŒŽπŸ’­πŸ“šπŸ’°πŸ“πŸŽ“ #KeepItMoving #StayHungryStayFoolish #TrustYourStruggle

"Every day in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. 
Every morning a lion wakes up. It knows that it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death. 
It doesn't matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle. When the sun comes up, you'd better be running." - Ethiopian author Abe Gubegna, 1974 πŸ―πŸƒπŸ–πŸΆβœˆπŸŒŽπŸ’­πŸ“šπŸ’°πŸ“πŸŽ“ #KeepItMoving 
#StayHungryStayFoolish 
#TrustYourStruggle

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2014-10-21 14:10:54

πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‰

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2014-10-21 11:07:02

REALLY delicious and overly fattening pita stuffed with roasted lamb, tomatoes, onions and tzatziki sauce 😍😍😍😍 "A minute on the lips, forever on the hips" πŸ˜¨πŸ˜“πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #GyroSandwich πŸ‘Œ #GreekPotatoSalad πŸ‘ #HeartAttackIn5432..πŸ‘»

REALLY delicious and overly fattening pita stuffed with roasted lamb, tomatoes, onions and tzatziki sauce 😍😍😍😍
"A minute on the lips, 
forever on the hips" πŸ˜¨πŸ˜“πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #GyroSandwich πŸ‘Œ
#GreekPotatoSalad πŸ‘
#HeartAttackIn5432..πŸ‘»

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2014-10-21 00:26:57

Ooh, shiny! #Google #AndroidWear #SamsungGearLive

Ooh, shiny! 
#Google
#AndroidWear
#SamsungGearLive

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  • @mynameisnano (3 dni)
    I want it!! Lol
     
  • @ohgawduhhh (3 dni)
    It's pretty badass @mynameisnano. Having your text messages and Google Maps Street Navigation sent to your wrist is too awesome dude. πŸ‘Œ
     
 

2014-10-20 22:31:19

"Sandhill Cranes can feel threatened and become aggressive toward people and pets, bringing out territorial defense behavior." NO SHIT. #WalkingMyDogInThePark 🐾 #JurassicPark 😨 #SandhillCranesAreAssholes 😀

"Sandhill Cranes can feel threatened and become aggressive toward people and pets, bringing out territorial defense behavior." NO SHIT. 
#WalkingMyDogInThePark 🐾
#JurassicPark 😨
#SandhillCranesAreAssholes 😀

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  • @squeebree (3 dni)
    Lol, this was funny!! I love those birds!
     
  • @natasha_nicolle (3 dni)
    I love how she plays along with you!! Lol she's too cute
     
  • @ohgawduhhh (3 dni)
    They're usually keep to themselves @squeebree. Not today, though. πŸ˜“
     
  • @ohgawduhhh (3 dni)
    You should have seen it @natasha_nicolle! The alpha Sandhill Crane was SUPER aggressive! He kept trying to walk up to us to confront Evy and she was pulling away and getting antsy πŸƒ She is a ham though! 😍
     
  • @ohgawduhhh (3 dni)
    They usually keep to themselves @squeebree. Not today, though πŸ˜“
     
 

2014-10-20 18:23:06

"A girl is allowed to be crazy as long as she is equally hot. Thus, if she's *this* crazy, she has to be *this* hot. You want the girl to be above this line on the Hot-Crazy Scale. Also known as the 'Vickie Mendoza Diagonal'. This girl I dated. She played jump rope with that line. She'd shave her head, then lose 10 pounds. She'd stab me with a fork, then get a boob job... I should give her a call." #HotCrazyScale πŸ“ˆ #VickyMendozaDiagonal πŸ“‰ #HurtsSoGood 😍

"A girl is allowed to be crazy as long as she is equally hot. Thus, if she's *this* crazy, she has to be *this* hot. You want the girl to be above this line on the Hot-Crazy Scale. Also known as the 'Vickie Mendoza Diagonal'. This girl I dated. She played jump rope with that line. She'd shave her head, then lose 10 pounds. She'd stab me with a fork, then get a boob job... I should give her a call." #HotCrazyScale πŸ“ˆ
#VickyMendozaDiagonal πŸ“‰
#HurtsSoGood 😍

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2014-10-20 12:50:49

Waffles are pancakes with 6-pack abs πŸ’ͺπŸ˜€πŸ— Super tasty food courtesy of @tmobile and @thetwistediron. Thank you! πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜Š #FoodTrucksAtWork 😍 #ChickenAndWaffles πŸ˜‹ #TMobileAnnualBlockParty πŸ™Œ

Waffles are pancakes with 6-pack abs πŸ’ͺπŸ˜€πŸ— Super tasty food courtesy of @tmobile and @thetwistediron. Thank you! πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜Š #FoodTrucksAtWork 😍
#ChickenAndWaffles πŸ˜‹
#TMobileAnnualBlockParty πŸ™Œ

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  • @squeebree (4 dni)
    I had that too! That chicken was soooooo good!
     
  • @ohgawduhhh (3 dni)
    It was amazing @squeebree!
     
 

2014-10-20 01:09:10

Sometimes, what actually happens in life is more bizarreΒ thanΒ anything that could have been imagined.

Sometimes, what actually happens in life is more bizarreΒ thanΒ anything that could have been imagined.

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2014-10-19 05:52:01

So one of my coworkers is studying cosmetology, right? And I sometimes make not so great choices, right? Well... today I learned that I'm the most ratchet, ugly fucking woman I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE 😨😨😨 #BuyMeAnAppleMartini 🍷 #SoDoYouLiveNearby❓ #LetsTakeThisPartyToYourPlace πŸ˜‹

So one of my coworkers is studying cosmetology, right? And I sometimes make not so great choices, right? Well... today I learned that I'm the most ratchet, ugly fucking woman I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE 😨😨😨 #BuyMeAnAppleMartini 🍷
#SoDoYouLiveNearby❓
#LetsTakeThisPartyToYourPlace πŸ˜‹

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2014-10-18 17:37:32

πŸ“±πŸ˜ ...πŸ“±πŸ˜“ ...πŸ“±πŸ˜¨ ...πŸ“΄πŸƒ

πŸ“±πŸ˜ ...πŸ“±πŸ˜“ ...πŸ“±πŸ˜¨ ...πŸ“΄πŸƒ

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  • @jrodrigues15 (6 dni)
    Dexter talk lol how does he even sleep? Lol don't mind me its 1:32am
     
  • @mizyannir (6 dni)
    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ™Œ
     
  • @canadamaritza (6 dni)
    @jrodrigues15 @ohgawduhhh I have the opposite problem if by any chance I'm awake at 12am I'm already delirious and probably sleep talking πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚It's so hard for me to stay up πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚πŸ‘΅
     
  • @jrodrigues15 (5 dni)
    @canadamaritza I fight insomnia every night.. I'm always working so when I get home I want to enjoy everything to the max πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚
     
 

2014-10-18 06:21:11

πŸ˜“

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2014-10-17 20:47:12

❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓ #ForeverForward #KeepItMoving #NeverSettle

❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓ #ForeverForward 
#KeepItMoving 
#NeverSettle

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2014-10-17 15:43:31

After a busy morning of running super tedious errands, I spent my evening at the park talking about life, the universe and everything with my best gal while watching the sunset πŸ‘πŸ˜ŠπŸΆπŸŒ„ (I'm still debating whether she loves me because I take her for fun walks and buy her squishy, noisy toys or because she's a dog and can't comprehend the nonsense I tell her πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚) #MansBestFriend #MyConfidant #DogDayAfternoon

After a busy morning of running super tedious errands, I spent my evening at the park talking about life, the universe and everything with my best gal while watching the sunset πŸ‘πŸ˜ŠπŸΆπŸŒ„ (I'm still debating whether she loves me because I take her for fun walks and buy her squishy, noisy toys or because she's a dog and can't comprehend the nonsense I tell her πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚) #MansBestFriend 
#MyConfidant
#DogDayAfternoon

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2014-10-17 00:26:58

Hug/Hold/Greet your girl like THIS 😍 #MakeHerFeelSexy πŸ‘Œ #MakeHerFeelSpecial πŸ‘ #OrWatchSomeoneElseDoIt πŸ‘‹

Hug/Hold/Greet your girl like THIS 😍 #MakeHerFeelSexy πŸ‘Œ
#MakeHerFeelSpecial πŸ‘
#OrWatchSomeoneElseDoIt πŸ‘‹

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  • @natasha_nicolle (8 dni)
    Uhm, yes!!!πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ except the watch someone else do it part... lol
     
  • @slpdapr (8 dni)
    Hahaha that's a great confidence booster! Nothing says "I love you" more than having your man treat you like this, especially when you have kids and feel "less sexy" ;)
     
 

2014-10-16 03:26:41

Who has Urban Dictionary been talking to❓ #UrbanDictionary πŸ“– #Amusing 😜 #Factual πŸ”

Who has Urban Dictionary been talking to❓

#UrbanDictionary πŸ“–
#Amusing 😜
#Factual πŸ”

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2014-10-15 23:30:47

Well, the running shoes are dunzo'd from being sonzo'd but hey! My feet are nice and dry! My grocery store bag galoshes were a great success! πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚ #ThisCommunityServiceIsHorseShit #FarmerTanGameIsOnPoint #INeedColdBeerInMyLifeRightNow

Well, the running shoes are dunzo'd from being sonzo'd but hey! My feet are nice and dry! My grocery store bag galoshes were a great success! πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚ #ThisCommunityServiceIsHorseShit 
#FarmerTanGameIsOnPoint
#INeedColdBeerInMyLifeRightNow

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  • @jmahunnay (8 dni)
    Community service!? Been acting up, huh? Lol
     
  • @ohgawduhhh (8 dni)
    Acting up? Who @jmahunnay, me? NEVER. πŸ˜“πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚
     
 

2014-10-15 20:18:53

Here doing court ordered community service ( πŸ˜’) and NOT ONE pair of rain boots fits me. I'm not walking around in wet socks all day ( πŸ˜’) so I MacGyver'd the Hell outta some grocery store bags πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #JustLikeTheRealThing #ManualLabor #ALittleSufferingIsGoodForTheSoul

Here doing court ordered community service ( πŸ˜’) and NOT ONE pair of rain boots fits me. I'm not walking around in wet socks all day ( πŸ˜’) so I MacGyver'd the Hell outta some grocery store bags πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #JustLikeTheRealThing 
#ManualLabor 
#ALittleSufferingIsGoodForTheSoul

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  • @evie0132 (8 dni)
    Love you mijo!
     
  • @ohgawduhhh (8 dni)
    Love you too Mom! πŸ˜ƒ (@evie0132)
     
 

2014-10-15 15:38:24

🎢 Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes bends, She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends.. 🎢 #WetWeatherWednesday #TheEagles #HotelCalifornia

🎢 Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, 
she got the Mercedes bends,
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends.. 🎢 #WetWeatherWednesday
#TheEagles
#HotelCalifornia

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2014-10-15 13:15:04

My #WCW is Selina Kyle AKA Catwoman. I've never had a thing for Anne Hathaway, but I swore my pants were shrinking while watching 'The Dark Knight Rises' πŸ˜“ Nothing personal Ms. Hathaway, but it's the character, not the actress. As it turns out, Catwoman isn't ALL that bad. She isn't all that good, either 😍 #StrongAndFlexible 😍 #SerratedRazorBladeStilettos 😍 #ComplicatedWomen 😍

My #WCW is Selina Kyle AKA Catwoman. I've never had a thing for Anne Hathaway, but I swore my pants were shrinking while watching 'The Dark Knight Rises' πŸ˜“ Nothing personal Ms. Hathaway, but it's the character, not the actress. As it turns out, Catwoman isn't ALL that bad. She isn't all that good, either 😍 #StrongAndFlexible 😍
#SerratedRazorBladeStilettos 😍
#ComplicatedWomen 😍

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  • @paula_andrea73 (9 dni)
    This would be a perfect costume for Halloween 😍
     
  • @ohgawduhhh (9 dni)
    OMFG YES 😍 Wait.. Not body shaming anyone @paula_andrea73, but I just imagined the wrong person wearing this outfit πŸ˜“πŸ˜«
     
 

2014-10-15 11:17:39

I'm still.. in a kind of awe regarding the insane level of incompetence/absolute lack of fucks given by almost everyone I've encountered today. Whether it's been in person or over the phone, today has proven that 'Idiocracy' is happening. RIGHT NOW. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’ #StateOfFlorida #DepartmentOfMotorVehicles #CountyParksAndRecreation

I'm still.. in a kind of awe regarding the insane level of incompetence/absolute lack of fucks given by almost everyone I've encountered today. Whether it's been in person or over the phone, today has proven that 'Idiocracy' is happening. RIGHT NOW. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’ #StateOfFlorida 
#DepartmentOfMotorVehicles 
#CountyParksAndRecreation

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  • @mizyannir (9 dni)
    I saw this in the middle if my accounting lecture and almost died of the laughter! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚
     
  • @ohgawduhhh (9 dni)
    I think jobs are like relationships @mizyannir.. I think a lot of people should rethink whether they're in the right one for them or not, walking around all miserable and shit πŸ˜‘πŸ˜’πŸ˜«
     
 

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