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๐Ÿ‡จarlos ๐Ÿ‡ซontes @ohgawduhhh

๐Ÿ‡จarlos ๐Ÿ‡ซontes ohgawduhhh
  • website: http://www.twitter.com/carlos_fontes
  • bio: Calm, confident, and courageous, with a self-assured aloofness that does not lend itself to immediate and indiscriminate friendships.
  • number of photos: 1185
  • followed by: 442
 

THIS is why I wake up at 5 AM most days. What. A. View. ๐ŸŒ„ No better way to start a morning than walking out of the gym pouring sweat, blood pumping through your veins, saying goodnight to the ๐ŸŒ› and wishing a good morning to the ๐ŸŒž One day, I won't be around to appreciate this view and the fact that this view won't last forever makes it all the more beautiful ๐ŸŒ…๐Ÿ˜ Mornings like this make you feel SO alive and present in the moment. #InternalFortitude ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฏ #EndlessOptimism ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ™Œ #DoggedDetermination ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ˜ค

THIS is why I wake up at 5 AM most days. What. A. View. ๐ŸŒ„ No better way to start a morning than walking out of the gym pouring sweat, blood pumping through your veins, saying goodnight to the ๐ŸŒ› and wishing a good morning to the ๐ŸŒž One day, I won't be around to appreciate this view and the fact that this view won't last forever makes it all the more beautiful ๐ŸŒ…๐Ÿ˜ Mornings like this make you feel SO alive and present in the moment. 
#InternalFortitude ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฏ
#EndlessOptimism ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ™Œ
#DoggedDetermination ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ˜ค

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  • @squeebree (1 h)
    Lol, I cry when I have to be up that early! Maybe that's why I'm chubby and you aren't. ;-p
     
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2014-12-19 11:51:42

Don't take people for granted. Don't let people take you for granted. These are both a choice. #LifeIsShort โณ #AppreciateMore ๐Ÿ™‡ #BeMoreThoughtful ๐Ÿ’ญ

Don't take people for granted. Don't let people take you for granted. These are both a choice. 
#LifeIsShort โณ
#AppreciateMore ๐Ÿ™‡
#BeMoreThoughtful ๐Ÿ’ญ

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2014-12-19 10:52:56

Today's #TBT solidly demonstrates why I'm SO successful with dating and seducing women: my UNCANNY ability to gauge a woman's interest, read her signals and know EXACTLY when to confidently make my move and take ol' girl on a trip to Pound Town, USA ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿธ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #ThrowbackThursday ๐Ÿ˜‚ #DoritosSuperbowlContest ๐Ÿˆ #ActingIsSoMuchFun ๐Ÿ™Œ

Today's #TBT solidly demonstrates why I'm SO successful with dating and seducing women: my UNCANNY ability to gauge a woman's interest, read her signals and know EXACTLY when to confidently make my move and take ol' girl on a trip to Pound Town, USA ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿธ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #ThrowbackThursday ๐Ÿ˜‚
#DoritosSuperbowlContest ๐Ÿˆ
#ActingIsSoMuchFun ๐Ÿ™Œ

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  • @jojo627 (21 h)
    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
     
  • @lsofia86 (21 h)
    ๐Ÿ˜‚
     
  • @kel_x3 (20 h)
    Lmao I can't deal
     
  • @madnessart12 (20 h)
    Lmao!!! Dude so freaking awesomus!!! @ohgawduhhh
     
  • @evie0132 (18 h)
    Too funny mijo!
     
 

2014-12-18 20:00:39

Everyone's freaking TF out about losing fake spam account followers LMAO ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #TheSpamPurge ๐ŸŒ‹ #SocialMediaMeltdown ๐Ÿ’ฅ #DontDropThatThunThunThun ๐Ÿ‘

Everyone's freaking TF out about losing fake spam account followers LMAO ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #TheSpamPurge ๐ŸŒ‹
#SocialMediaMeltdown ๐Ÿ’ฅ
#DontDropThatThunThunThun ๐Ÿ‘

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2014-12-18 19:14:28

๐ŸŽถSometimes I feel like.. Somebody's watching MEEE ๐ŸŽถ #BeCareful ๐Ÿšซ #DontAccidentallyDoubleTap ๐Ÿ˜จ #ThatWouldBeAwkward ๐Ÿ˜›

๐ŸŽถSometimes I feel like.. Somebody's watching MEEE ๐ŸŽถ #BeCareful ๐Ÿšซ
#DontAccidentallyDoubleTap ๐Ÿ˜จ
#ThatWouldBeAwkward ๐Ÿ˜›

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2014-12-18 03:39:49

My #WomanCrushWednesday is also a bit of a #WayBackWednesday.. I'm taking #WCW back, back, wayyyy back to my FIRST crushes ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Kimberly from #MightyMorphinPowerRangers brought to my attention that I've got a thing for bubbly, feminine #Brunettes, Xena, the warrior princess, brought to my attention that I like really feisty, take no bullshit kinda women and Dr. Ellie Sattler from #JurassicPark brought to my attention that I like intelligent, 'passionate about something' women. She also made me realize that I love really sexy, toned legs and thighs ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ #KimberlyThePinkPowerRanger ๐Ÿ’‹ #XenaWarriorPrincess ๐Ÿ’ช #DrEllieSattler ๐Ÿ“š

My #WomanCrushWednesday is also a bit of a #WayBackWednesday.. I'm taking #WCW back, back, wayyyy back to my FIRST crushes ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Kimberly from #MightyMorphinPowerRangers brought to my attention that I've got a thing for bubbly, feminine #Brunettes, Xena, the warrior princess, brought to my attention that I like really feisty, take no bullshit kinda women and Dr. Ellie Sattler from #JurassicPark brought to my attention that I like intelligent, 'passionate about something' women. She also made me realize that I love really sexy, toned legs and thighs ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ #KimberlyThePinkPowerRanger ๐Ÿ’‹
#XenaWarriorPrincess ๐Ÿ’ช
#DrEllieSattler ๐Ÿ“š

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2014-12-17 20:45:56

It's a beautiful day out NOW, but earlier this morning? It didn't feel like I was driving through Tampa. It felt like I was driving through an old town in West Virginia that was closed and blocked off to the public due to mysterious coal mine fire 30 years ago... #SilentHill ๐Ÿ˜ฑ #FoggyWeather ๐ŸŒ #ILoveIt ๐Ÿ˜

It's a beautiful day out NOW, but earlier this morning? It didn't feel like I was driving through Tampa. It felt like I was driving through an old town in West Virginia that was closed and blocked off to the public due to mysterious coal mine fire 30 years ago... #SilentHill ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
#FoggyWeather ๐ŸŒ
#ILoveIt ๐Ÿ˜

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  • @callmemummy (2 dni)
    Creepy!!!
     
  • @check_love (2 dni)
    Ugh! You should've seen the crazy fog that we had in Texas last week. It was so low that I couldn't even see the car in front of me. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
     
  • @lakeshiaartis (2 dni)
    You're silly. I like that movie.
     
  • @natasha_nicolle (2 dni)
    That alarm haunts my dreams ๐Ÿ˜จ
     
 

2014-12-16 19:12:08

I know '#Lumbersexual' is really popular right now, but not much feels better in life than a clean, close cropped #Haircut. As much as I love my dark, curly hair, what I love more is how easily I can cut it off and not feel a thing ๐Ÿ’ˆ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ’“ โœ‚ #MensHair ๐Ÿ‘จ #HighAndTight ๐Ÿ’ˆ #SkinFade ๐Ÿ‘Œ

I know '#Lumbersexual' is really popular right now, but not much feels better in life than a clean, close cropped #Haircut. As much as I love my dark, curly hair, what I love more is how easily I can cut it off and not feel a thing
๐Ÿ’ˆ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ’“ โœ‚

#MensHair ๐Ÿ‘จ
#HighAndTight ๐Ÿ’ˆ
#SkinFade ๐Ÿ‘Œ

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2014-12-15 18:46:15

This is all I can see/think about when I talk to a woman who's REALLY heavily made up ๐Ÿต๐Ÿ˜“ #MakeUpMonday ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ˜ฐ #ModerationMonday โœ‹๐Ÿ˜› #MyFacialExpressionsBetrayMe ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜€

This is all I can see/think about when I talk to a woman who's REALLY heavily made up ๐Ÿต๐Ÿ˜“ #MakeUpMonday ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ˜ฐ
#ModerationMonday โœ‹๐Ÿ˜›
#MyFacialExpressionsBetrayMe ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜€

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2014-12-15 13:12:41

But does she tho? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ #Booty ๐Ÿ‘ #Shidu ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FangshangDistrict ๐ŸŒ

But does she tho? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ #Booty ๐Ÿ‘
#Shidu ๐Ÿ˜‚
#FangshangDistrict ๐ŸŒ

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  • @panxovillla (4 dni)
    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
     
 

2014-12-15 00:43:18

I know you're supposed to act like your life is perfect on social media but fuck it, I emotionally feel like I've been hit by 2 garbage trucks lately and it's mostly my doing but damn, life is so weird and amazing. You feel pain and dwell on what went wrong and what you could have done differently and you feel like things will never be the same but then something funny happens... You stop and take a deep breath, you forgive yourself and exhale all your stress and pain away and suddenly things.. aren't the same.. They're BETTER and you're a stronger, better person for it. All this reminds me why they're called 'growing PAINS' ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ™Œ Keep your head up! Always! Two things to remember: 1) A little suffering is good for the soul ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜Š 2) Cutting corners and making excuses doesn't make diamonds. Extreme heat and pressure does, folks. ๐ŸŒ‹๐Ÿ’Ž #Life ๐Ÿ”ฎ #PersonalGrowth ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฏ #KeepItMoving ๐Ÿƒ

I know you're supposed to act like your life is perfect on social media but fuck it, I emotionally feel like I've been hit by 2 garbage trucks lately and it's mostly my doing but damn, life is so weird and amazing. You feel pain and dwell on what went wrong and what you could have done differently and you feel like things will never be the same but then something funny happens... You stop and take a deep breath, you forgive yourself and exhale all your stress and pain away and suddenly things.. aren't the same.. They're BETTER and you're a stronger, better person for it. All this reminds me why they're called 'growing PAINS' ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ™Œ Keep your head up! Always! 
Two things to remember: 
1) A little suffering is good for the soul ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜Š
2) Cutting corners and making excuses doesn't make diamonds. Extreme heat and pressure does, folks. ๐ŸŒ‹๐Ÿ’Ž #Life ๐Ÿ”ฎ
#PersonalGrowth ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฏ
#KeepItMoving ๐Ÿƒ

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2014-12-14 15:29:46

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  • @oh_dollface (5 dni)
    ๐Ÿ™Œ
     
  • @lakeshiaartis (5 dni)
    Preach brother preach!!!!
     
  • @ohgawduhhh (5 dni)
    It's much too easy nowadays to focus on the wrong things, the wrong people and to forget who you are and what and who really matters @lakeshiaartis ๐Ÿ’ญ
     
 

2014-12-14 05:11:16

There are TWO types of women:

There are TWO types of women:

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  • @natasha_nicolle (5 dni)
    I'm the 2nd kind :(
     
  • @ohgawduhhh (5 dni)
    Why is that a negative? I like how people who view this post interpret in their own way what kind of women these two texters are @natasha_nicolle. #Perspective
     
  • @natasha_nicolle (5 dni)
    Because most men see it as needy. Lol.
     
  • @ohgawduhhh (5 dni)
    If a guy has issues with a woman being open about being excited and eager to talk to him at 1 AM, that guy should go fuck himself @natasha_nicolle
     
 

2014-12-14 02:39:25

BEHOLD the cardboard chocolate chip cookies I made at work to help decorate for the holidays ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Thanks for the help @natasha_nicolle! ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿช๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŽจ #HappyHolidays ๐ŸŽ„ #ChipsAhoy ๐Ÿช #ArtsAndCrafts ๐ŸŽจ

BEHOLD the cardboard chocolate chip cookies I made at work to help decorate for the holidays ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Thanks for the help @natasha_nicolle! ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿช๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŽจ #HappyHolidays ๐ŸŽ„
#ChipsAhoy ๐Ÿช
#ArtsAndCrafts ๐ŸŽจ

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2014-12-13 21:41:36

If it wasn't for music, extracting my deepest, darkest thoughts, regrets and desires and putting them into my journal and downing 2 fingers of vodka before bed, I'd lose my damn mind. #Journaling ๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿ“ #Nightcap ๐Ÿถ๐ŸŒƒ #Life ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’ซ

If it wasn't for music, extracting my deepest, darkest thoughts, regrets and desires and putting them into my journal and downing 2 fingers of vodka before bed, I'd lose my damn mind. 
#Journaling ๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿ“
#Nightcap ๐Ÿถ๐ŸŒƒ
#Life ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’ซ

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2014-12-13 06:21:46

If you're not having fun, you're doing it wrong. Never forget that. #Life

If you're not having fun, you're doing it wrong. Never forget that. 
#Life

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2014-12-12 19:31:25

"I want you wrapped in my arms.. Like a burrito.. Be my BAErrito.." ๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’“ #RelationshipGoals ๐Ÿ˜ #OneDay ๐Ÿ”ฎ #Perhapsโ“

"I want you wrapped in my arms.. Like a burrito.. Be my BAErrito.." ๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’“ #RelationshipGoals ๐Ÿ˜
#OneDay ๐Ÿ”ฎ
#Perhapsโ“

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2014-12-12 03:36:30

What am I doing? Oh nothing, just chillin' and designing My Little Ponies online with my little cousin Ani, who's visiting from out of state ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ƒ #FamilyFunTime ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™‹ #MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic ๐Ÿด๐ŸŒŸ #SheDoesntLikeStarWars ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ญ

What am I doing? Oh nothing, just chillin' and designing My Little Ponies online with my little cousin Ani, who's visiting from out of state ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ƒ #FamilyFunTime ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™‹
#MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic ๐Ÿด๐ŸŒŸ
#SheDoesntLikeStarWars ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ญ

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  • @callmemummy (7 dni)
    Awwwwww she's adorable!!!
     
  • @ohgawduhhh (7 dni)
    She's funny as hell @callmemummy! She thinks it's really amusing that I'm kind of allergic to strawberries ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ˜
     
  • @callmemummy (7 dni)
    ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜˜ I didn't know you were allergic to Strawberries, so is my sissy!! ๐Ÿ˜ฃ
     
  • @ohgawduhhh (7 dni)
    It's weird @callmemummy! It's not ALL the time, but sometimes, strawberries cause angioedema and my lips swell up pretty horribly, and painfully. Looks like I got too much filler in my lips so at least it's good for a laugh ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
     
  • @callmemummy (7 dni)
    That happens to me with raw broccoli, celery and avocado...
     
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2014-12-11 21:34:56

Whenever I have medical/dental appointments, the doctor/dentist has NO idea what shenanigans go down every time they leave the room ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜ #DentalAppointment ๐Ÿ‘„ #FireMarshallBill ๐Ÿ˜‚ #MyFaceIsANightmare ๐Ÿ‘น

Whenever I have medical/dental appointments, the doctor/dentist has NO idea what shenanigans go down every time they leave the room ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜ #DentalAppointment ๐Ÿ‘„
#FireMarshallBill ๐Ÿ˜‚
#MyFaceIsANightmare ๐Ÿ‘น

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  • @ishimmie (8 dni)
    Haha sexy
     
  • @check_love (8 dni)
    I love the dentist!! I just went on Monday :)
     
  • @ohgawduhhh (7 dni)
    I was feelin' myself @ishimmie ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
     
  • @ohgawduhhh (7 dni)
    Same here @check_love! My dentist says I'm an easy patient because I floss daily ๐Ÿ˜‡
     
  • @check_love (7 dni)
    Lol!! My hygienist always gets upset because I never have anything on my teeth. And she says it isn't fair hahaha.
     
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2014-12-11 17:43:41

My #WCW this week is.. I don't know who she is! ๐Ÿ˜ข Seriously though, who is this woman!? What's her @!? ๐Ÿ˜ฉ Curvy brunettes who squat will be the death of me ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ #WomanCrushWednesday ๐Ÿ˜ #CurvyWomen ๐Ÿ˜ #FitWomen ๐Ÿ˜

My #WCW this week is.. I don't know who she is! ๐Ÿ˜ข Seriously though, who is this woman!? What's her @!? ๐Ÿ˜ฉ Curvy brunettes who squat will be the death of me ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ #WomanCrushWednesday ๐Ÿ˜
#CurvyWomen ๐Ÿ˜
#FitWomen ๐Ÿ˜

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2014-12-10 17:23:38

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