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Z100’s Jingle Ball 2005 - Artist Gift Lounge

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Save Rock and Roll, But With Old School FOB Song Titles

  1. The Phoenix: 99% Of The Time Originals Are Better, But Baby I’m Not The 1%
  2. Light ‘Em Up: The Bigger The Fire The Quicker They’ll Burn
  3. Alone Together: We Can’t Fit ALL of These Skeletons Into This Closet
  4. Where Did The Party Go: Didn’t I See You On The Back of a Milk Carton?
  5. Just One Yesterday: Time Travel’s Only Possible When You’re This Desperate
  6. The Mighty Fall: Julius Caesar Was My Best Friend
  7. Miss Missing You: 2.5 Kids and Black Pickett Fences
  8. Death Valley: The Difference Between +150 In Celsius and Fahrenheit Is How Dead You Are
  9. Young Volcanoes: I Hated Blue Until I Watched You Turn To Leave
  10. Rat A Tat: No One Can Hear You If You’re Screaming in Silence
  11. Save Rock and Roll: Wasn’t Elton John Super Nice To Do This Awesome Collab With Us?
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some emo albums as pastries

FOLIE A DEUX - croissant

This one’s simple. folie a deux is french. croissants are french. thererefore folie a deux is a croissant.

THREE CHEERS FOR SWEET REVENGE - jam donut

Three cheers for sweet revenge is an album about murder and betrayal and it is soaked in blood. So much blood. Just like how a donut is soaked in jam.

(Or jelly, i think you americans call it. whatever. you’re ruining my aesthetic)

PRETTY ODD - pop tart

it is a well-known fact that pretty odd is the Gayest of all emo albums. it is also a well-known fact that pop tarts are the Gayest of pastries. go figure.

A FEVER YOU CAN’T SWEAT OUT - cream horn

Because both have sexual connotations. moving on.

THE BLACK PARADE - pain au chocolat

the black parade is fucking SAD, dude.

like, “make yourself into a burrito blanket and sob for hours” kind of sad. it is perfectly represented by this pain au chocolat that looks like it is crying.

TAKE THIS TO YOUR GRAVE - cinnamon roll

but why is TTTYG best represented by a cinnamon roll? i’ll tell you why. it’s because patrick stump is a cinnamon roll. and so are joe and andy.

but not pete. pete’s a freaking twinkie.

TOO WEIRD TO LIVE, TOO RARE TO DIE - smore

okay. i’m british. i don’t know what a smore is. i had to look it up.

so apparently, there’s a layer of marshmallow and a layer of chocolate that are sandwiched between two crackers.

much like how in this album, there is a layer of nicotine and a layer of las vegas that are sandwiched between two layers of pansexual. therefore this album is a smore.

AMERICAN BEAUTY / AMERICAN PSYCHO - bear claw

again - i’m british. i don’t know what a bear claw is.

but i do know what a bear is. and i know that bears are found in america. and come on, look at that photo. isn’t he cute?

bears are the true american cutie / american psychos.

TRENCH - bran muffin

now don’t get me wrong, i love trench. it’s an album about confronting your worst fears and offering to get beat to smithereens for your girlfriend. it’s a super wholesome album, and bran muffins are super wholesome snacks.

VICES AND VIRTUES - pretzel

pretzels are salty. you know who else is salty? bReNdOn URiE aFtEr RYan RosSs LeFT paNiC

INFINITY ON HIGH - strudel

strudel is super popular in europe, and it’s a german word. AND YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS (SLIGHTLY) GERMAN? PETER LEWIS KINGSTON WENTZ THE THIRD, THAT’S WHO

DANGER DAYS - apple platz

in danger days, the boys gave themselves cool names, like fun ghoul and kobra kid. and let’s be honest - the fifth killjoy (the girl) would have been called apple platz.

I BROUGHT YOU MY BULLETS, YOU BROUGHT ME YOUR LOVE - pumpkin pie

this shit is easy peasy, pumpkin peasy, pumpkin pie, motherfucker

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