Land piranha meets flying cucumber.
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#slowmo #nomnom
2019-05-17 03:18
1450 9
When you’re asked to add weight to one side to keep the whole cart from flipping.
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#onset #producer
2019-05-16 00:53
2791 14
Are you part of the craft services crew If so, you may enter.
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#setlife
2019-05-15 05:01
1917 9
One Golden Bear, sitting on a goldenrod chair. 🐻
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#gold #doggo
2019-05-10 02:57
4035 39
You know you slept too long when your gigantor head melts into you torso. Who needs a neck anyway, it just delays the time it takes food to get from jowls to belly. #tbt
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#sleepyface #tired
2019-05-08 01:51
6069 58
When a new “dog” arrives and your bro calls it “Hammy”. 😞 There goes 3+ years of a meaningful, healthy broship. 😂 Thanks, @talroo_official, for sending me the @cuddleclones.
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#twinning #brothers
2019-05-03 03:23
2932 20
How does one solve the mystery that is this stairwell fence I probably shouldn’t have skipped the Rand McNally 101 course back in college.
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#sendhelp #getmeouttahere
2019-05-01 00:45
3961 58
Let’s discuss the first quarter portfolio results. It seems that we need to redistribute our funds in corn dogs back to waffles. Also, keep Big League Chew commodities on our radar. I’m feeling like it’s going to be a summer bubble gum...grape flavored. 📊💰
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#daytrading #alwaysbetonwaffles
2019-04-30 05:16
1266 9
When @tj_karam is trying to get a duo shot but all I can do is the two step.
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#everybodydancenow
Hope y’allz had a wonderful Easter today! I filled some eggs and hid them in the yard for my human bro to find. Too bad all the eggs are hidden somewhere in the 0-1.5’ range off the ground. 🐰🐥
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#happyeaster #bunny